• me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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logotv 2headsrbetterthanone
sukforhonesty crystallized-teardrops


sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

2:33 AM + 322928 + reblog
skankplissken happiest
56 minutes ago at 2:31 AM
itskylestyle mega-diancie


bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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2:27 AM + 477374 + reblog
heteroh perks-of-being-chinese
1 hour ago at 2:24 AM
witnesstheabsurd:

+ BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON +
witnesstheabsurd pixiesenpai
firaja gamerlandaria
1 hour ago at 2:23 AM
kawaiikactus tonightsmylaststand


sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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2:23 AM + 81096 + reblog
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